U.S. Democrats’ New “Secret” Weapon To Impeach President Trump:

If All Else Fails, Fart A Big Fart

U.S. Congressman’s Fart Compared To Kaiser Wilhelm’s Big Bertha

The British Take On An Historic Event

 

There’s no denying that Brits make great historians. They try to make us understand with flowery language how seemingly small events have produced big results that changed history for the whole of mankind. I’m a Lord Kinross fan myself. It’s only fitting then, that a Brit with a twisted upper lip happens on the scene when an historic big bang takes place, such as the impeachment of President Trump and the U.S. Democrats’ new weapon, The Big Fart, modeled after German Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm’s Big Bertha. When the Kaiser decided that World War I was not going the way he intended, he ordered the production of Big Bertha, the biggest and loudest gun the world had ever seen. Big Bertha made a lot of noise and struck terror into the hearts of the Allies, but it did not win the war for the Germans. Piers Morgan, the venerable British sceptic a l’excellence,  reminds us once again that it’s not the noise you make, stupid…Good Morning to you too, Britain. We love ya…

Candidus Maximus

November 24, 2019